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		<title>Things Skippy Can&#8217;t Do</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, to be more specific, 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army. I cannot believe I&#8217;ve never posted this as a Friday Fun Link. This is a list of 213 things that a soldier was either specifically told he could not do, or that he heard another soldier told [...]

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		<title>Post T-Day Fun Links</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thought I&#8217;d forgotten, didn&#8217;t you? Nope, but I was so in a turkey haze that I had a hard time coming up with good links. Speaking of turkey, if you have enough leftovers, you can try Leftover Turkey Gumbo. It sounds delicious! And, next year, if you&#8217;re into killing your own, try Season Shot, brought [...]

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		<title>Geek Pickup Lines, Part 3</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know, I was a little late with this today, but I&#8217;ve been busy. With a girl. Yeah, I know, who would have thought, right? Not having the same kind of luck? Then, my geeky readers, I&#8217;ve got just the thing for you: The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, third edition, as stolen from BBSpot, [...]

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		<title>Today is your birthday!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s my birthday, too! No, seriously, it&#8217;s my birthday. And, look, I could copy and paste everything I wrote in my other blog about this blessed event, but I&#8217;m too lazy, so I&#8217;ll just link to it.

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		<title>What are you looking for?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 10:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do people search for some of this stuff? Okay, I get why people would be looking for &#8220;lucy liu porn&#8221; or &#8220;mariska hargitay porn&#8221;, but what makes them think they&#8217;re going to find it here? Last month, my number one hit search term was &#8220;lucy liu porn&#8221;. Doesn&#8217;t anyone search for &#8220;fantasy cartography&#8221; and [...]

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