{"id":106,"date":"2003-05-15T06:59:52","date_gmt":"2003-05-15T12:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=106"},"modified":"2003-05-15T06:59:52","modified_gmt":"2003-05-15T12:59:52","slug":"space-stripper-in-heat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2003\/05\/15\/space-stripper-in-heat\/","title":{"rendered":"Space Stripper in Heat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It must be sweeps week.<\/p>\n<p>That is the <b><i>only<\/i><\/b> explanation I have for last night&#8217;s episode of Enterprise.  It was called <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.startrek.com\/library\/ent_episodes\/episodes_ent_detail_128726.asp\">&#8220;Bounty&#8221;<\/a> and the &#8220;main&#8221; plot was about Archer being held captive by a bounty hunter.  However, the plot that they advertised was all about T&#8217;Pol being in heat.<br \/>\nI almost feel sorry for Jolene Blalock because I can&#8217;t be the only one who thinks of her as the Striper in Space.  I mean, really, she&#8217;s in that decontamination chamber every other episode greasing up with &#8220;Decon Gel #5&#8221; and thrusting her mammaries at the screen.  Who do these people think they&#8217;re kidding?  That&#8217;s not story-telling, though it might be considered science-fiction.  (I mean, really, can those things be real?)  I know their audience is somewhat less than they&#8217;d hoped, but I think resorting to T&#038;A just isn&#8217;t the way to win viewers.  For once, I&#8217;d love to get through an entire season of Star Trek without some low-brow, trailer-park-trash alien shaking her &#8220;money-maker&#8221; at the screen.  Is that too much to ask? <\/p>\n<p>Of course, the fun didn&#8217;t stop there.  When we flipped over to the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cartoonnetwork.com\">Cartoon Network<\/a> and saw <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.adultswim.com\/shows\/familyguy\/index.html\">&#8220;The Family Guy&#8221;<\/a>, which is part of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.adultswim.com\/gen\/faq\/index.html#8\">Adult Swim<\/a> and get more sex.  Frankly, I understand why it was pulled from regular TV and put into syndication.  So, it wasn&#8217;t <b><i>just<\/i><\/b> Enterprise that stooped to the lowest common denominator, but still&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>As my dear, departed grandmother would say, &#8220;What&#8217;s the world coming to?&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It must be sweeps week. That is the only explanation I have for last night&#8217;s episode of Enterprise. It was called &#8220;Bounty&#8221; and the &#8220;main&#8221; plot was about Archer being held captive by a bounty hunter. However, the plot that they advertised was all about T&#8217;Pol being in heat. I almost feel sorry for Jolene [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,23],"tags":[208],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-criticism-marginalia-and-notes","category-review","tag-jolene-blalock"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}