{"id":253,"date":"2004-01-30T06:58:04","date_gmt":"2004-01-30T12:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=253"},"modified":"2004-01-30T06:58:04","modified_gmt":"2004-01-30T12:58:04","slug":"if-i-were-an-evil-overlord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2004\/01\/30\/if-i-were-an-evil-overlord\/","title":{"rendered":"If I were an Evil Overlord"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s just as good as dreaming about winning the lottery!<\/p>\n<p>A long time ago, I remember seeing a list of things not to do if you ever become an Evil Overlord.  Well, the other day, I found it.  Twice, actually.  <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/bull.dumpshock.com\/humor\/overlord.html\">Bull&#8217;s Place has the &#8220;short list&#8221;<\/a> and <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eviloverlord.com\/lists\/overlord.html\">EvilOverlord.com has the &#8220;long list&#8221;<\/a>.  The second list also has some history about how the list was developed.<br \/>\nSomething to think about the next time you design a villian.  Or, try to take over the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s just as good as dreaming about winning the lottery! A long time ago, I remember seeing a list of things not to do if you ever become an Evil Overlord. Well, the other day, I found it. Twice, actually. Bull&#8217;s Place has the &#8220;short list&#8221; and EvilOverlord.com has the &#8220;long list&#8221;. The second [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,16,27,21,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantastic-and-surreal","category-fiction-and-its-kin","category-fun","category-games","category-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}