{"id":373,"date":"2004-10-26T07:25:14","date_gmt":"2004-10-26T13:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=373"},"modified":"2004-10-26T07:25:14","modified_gmt":"2004-10-26T13:25:14","slug":"wtf-tales-from-the-five-kingdoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2004\/10\/26\/wtf-tales-from-the-five-kingdoms\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF?! &#8220;Tales from the Five Kingdoms&#8221;?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did someone take my idea?<\/p>\n<p>Or is it just so, so lame that more than one person thought of it?  Okay, let me explain.  See, I&#8217;ve had this idea for a fantasy fiction setting that I called the Five Kingdoms for several years.  In fact, I&#8217;ve been talking about it so long that I don&#8217;t even remember how far back it goes.  But, the other day when I was looking through some stuff on CafePress, I found a book called <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/carscape.12718069\">The Sorean<\/a>, which has, right on the cover, a reference to &#8220;Tales from the Five Kingdoms&#8221;.  I laughed so hard I almost ruptured something.  The whole thing just totally cracked me up.<\/p>\n<p>I knew that, sooner or later, this kind of thing would happen when CafePress started selling books.  Of course, I figured that there&#8217;d be plenty of folks selling books that they&#8217;d taken from Project Gutenberg, and there are, but some of the other stuff surprised me a bit.  A pleasant surprise was the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/cp\/browse\/y-0_N-20835759_Ntk-Books_nr-1_Nao-1_Ntt-language_x-0\">Ethereal Press Language series<\/a>.  As someone who&#8217;s &#8220;into&#8221; constructed languages, these books were really interesting to me.  I&#8217;m not sure that I&#8217;d ever buy one, but I think it&#8217;s great that someone is making them.<br \/>\nI also found more &#8220;serious&#8221; books, like <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/cp\/browse\/Ne-6_pv-theorderoso.12008995_p-2_N-1203+1002_bt-1\">The Book Of AisthC*tikos<\/a>, which advertises itself for the &#8220;serious student of the occult&#8221;.  So, all you lame posers can piss off! This book isn&#8217;t for you!<br \/>\nThe other thing that was fun to browse through was the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/cp\/browse\/?Ne=1160&#038;N=1261&#038;bt=1\">CafePress music<\/a> offerings.  Now, to be fair, some of these are probably really, really good, but undiscovered bands.  On the other hand, some of them are just funny.    My favorite &#8220;WTF&#8221; music cd was <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/cp\/browse\/Ne-7_pv-kingmcshop.7742640_N-1261+817_bt-1\">Shut Up The Devil<\/a> by King MC.  The devil is totally whack, yo!<\/p>\n<p>And, of course, there is my very own <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/fantasist\">Ye Old Wizard&#8217;s Shoppe<\/a>, now with more panties.  It&#8217;s really almost a joke, but if anyone ever buys anything, and I mean <i>anything<\/i>, I might just pay for a &#8220;premium&#8221; shop and do more with it.  Anyway, I guess I may just be forced to give up on the Five Kingdoms and move on.  After all, I wouldn&#8217;t want to infringe on any market right that <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/carscape.12718069\">The Sorean<\/a> might now have.  (Yes, I&#8217;m kidding.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did someone take my idea? Or is it just so, so lame that more than one person thought of it? Okay, let me explain. See, I&#8217;ve had this idea for a fantasy fiction setting that I called the Five Kingdoms for several years. 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