{"id":437,"date":"2005-04-08T06:42:13","date_gmt":"2005-04-08T12:42:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=437"},"modified":"2005-04-08T06:42:13","modified_gmt":"2005-04-08T12:42:13","slug":"running-bats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2005\/04\/08\/running-bats\/","title":{"rendered":"Running Bats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, this is neither a joke nor a trick.<br \/>\nVampire bats are actually quite agile and amazingly fleet of foot.  You wouldn&#8217;t think it to look at them, especially considering the fact that they&#8217;re bats, for pity&#8217;s sake!  Everyone knows that bats <em>fly<\/em>, not run!  WRONG!<br \/>\nThanks to <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/\">boinGboinG<\/a>, I present you with <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2005\/03\/24\/running_vampire_bat.html\">Running Vampire Bats.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Enjoy the Freaky Friday Fun Link!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, this is neither a joke nor a trick. Vampire bats are actually quite agile and amazingly fleet of foot. You wouldn&#8217;t think it to look at them, especially considering the fact that they&#8217;re bats, for pity&#8217;s sake! Everyone knows that bats fly, not run! WRONG! Thanks to boinGboinG, I present you with Running Vampire [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,27,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantastic-and-surreal","category-fun","category-science-and-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}