{"id":525,"date":"2005-11-18T10:23:54","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T15:23:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=525"},"modified":"2005-11-15T10:24:33","modified_gmt":"2005-11-15T15:24:33","slug":"spam-speration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2005\/11\/18\/spam-speration\/","title":{"rendered":"SPAM-speration!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, seeking inspiration from SPAM.<br \/>\nThe other day, I got a junk e-mail with some interesting words in it.  And, an interesting, obviously random, title.  That&#8217;s when it hit me:  Use that &#8220;junk&#8221; as a writing exercise.  Too goofy for words, right?  Well, try it.  Write something with the subject as the title and include all the sentences, and fragments, in the junk e-mail as found.  Fragments may be worked into full sentences.  Feel up to it?  Try this one:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>My study of unguent<\/strong><br \/>\nbut it was like the marriage of a reduced old noble to a plebeian eyes, when I formed the resolution of being godmother to your<br \/>\nnatural in one who was making entirely new arrangements in life. humbly to me and begs for my forgiveness. This is my right. This<br \/>\ncalling an Italian-iron, a bedstead. But we cant expect a<br \/>\nno danger of putting any strained construction on your motives.<br \/>\nI wish you would, said Mrs. Steerforth, with a smile. But, save her from this disgrace, and she shall never be disgraced <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s a real e-mail I got, by the way.  Oh, and this only works with non-sexually oriented material, unless, of course you&#8217;re writing a letter to a pornographic magazine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, seeking inspiration from SPAM. The other day, I got a junk e-mail with some interesting words in it. And, an interesting, obviously random, title. That&#8217;s when it hit me: Use that &#8220;junk&#8221; as a writing exercise. Too goofy for words, right? Well, try it. Write something with the subject as the title and include [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,4,27,35,33],"tags":[705],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exercises","category-experimental","category-fun","category-ideas-and-suggestions","category-writing","tag-steerforth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}