{"id":556,"date":"2005-12-30T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-30T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=556"},"modified":"2005-12-30T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-30T10:00:00","slug":"almost-new-years-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2005\/12\/30\/almost-new-years-eve\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost New Year&#8217;s Eve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s almost New Year&#8217;s Eve, so I thought a link to a <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ryumaou.com\/hoffman\/resolution.shtml\">New Year&#8217;s Resolution Generator<\/a> would be appropriate.<br \/>\nYes, I coded it and popped it onto my other site.  Originally, I did it to try and cheer up two <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/sassysuspect.com\/\">special ladies<\/a> who were having <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sweetreagan.com\/\">a rough holiday season<\/a>.  Honestly, I don&#8217;t know that it helped, but at least it kept my PERL CGI skills sharp and, I think, it&#8217;s a little bit of fun.  And, yeah, the probabilities are weighted toward tequila drinking and kissing strangers.  Hey, I&#8217;m single, it&#8217;s almost New Year&#8217;s Eve and if I can&#8217;t slant things in my favor, what&#8217;s the point of knowing a programming language at all?<br \/>\nAnyway, don&#8217;t take it too seriously and have a happy and safe New Year&#8217;s celebration!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s almost New Year&#8217;s Eve, so I thought a link to a New Year&#8217;s Resolution Generator would be appropriate. Yes, I coded it and popped it onto my other site. Originally, I did it to try and cheer up two special ladies who were having a rough holiday season. Honestly, I don&#8217;t know that it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,21,17,24],"tags":[144,732,115,731,143],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-games","category-personal","category-things-to-read","tag-cgi","tag-eve-it","tag-new-years-day","tag-new-years-eve","tag-perl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}