{"id":567,"date":"2006-02-17T05:04:57","date_gmt":"2006-02-17T11:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=567"},"modified":"2006-02-17T05:04:57","modified_gmt":"2006-02-17T11:04:57","slug":"geek-pickup-lines-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2006\/02\/17\/geek-pickup-lines-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek PickUp Lines, Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbspot.com\/News\/2004\/09\/top_11_geek_pick_up_lines.html\">as stolen from BBSpot<\/a>, for your Friday afternoon funny:<\/p>\n<p>Geek Pick-up Lines<br \/>\n11. \tTell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.<br \/>\n10. \tIf you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.<br \/>\n9. \tThey don&#8217;t call me Bones because I&#8217;m a doctor.<br \/>\n8. \tYour name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!<br \/>\n7. \tWhat&#8217;s a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?<br \/>\n6. \tYou must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.<br \/>\n5. \tMy &#8216;up-time&#8217; is better than BSD.<br \/>\n4. \tI can tell by your emoticons that you&#8217;re looking for some company.<br \/>\n3. \tIs that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.<br \/>\n2. \tWant to see my Red Hat?<br \/>\n1. \tIf you won&#8217;t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.<\/p>\n<p> Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can hear the moans and groans from here.  Hey, have a few more drinks and they&#8217;ll start to get funny.  At least, that&#8217;s my working theory.<br \/>\n(And, yes, these were posted on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ryumaou.com\/hoffman\/netgeek\/\">my other blog<\/a> first.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, as stolen from BBSpot, for your Friday afternoon funny: Geek Pick-up Lines 11. Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love. 10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine. 9. They don&#8217;t call me Bones because I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}