{"id":570,"date":"2006-03-10T06:16:02","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T12:16:02","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-03-10T06:17:52","modified_gmt":"2006-03-10T12:17:52","slug":"geek-pickup-lines-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2006\/03\/10\/geek-pickup-lines-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek Pickup Lines, Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, second edition, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbspot.com\/News\/2004\/10\/top_11_geek_pick_up_lines_2.html\">as stolen from BBSpot<\/a>, for your Friday afternoon funny )and as they appeared on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ryumaou.com\/hoffman\/netgeek\/\">my other blog<\/a>):<\/p>\n<p>Geek Pick Up Lines: Part 2<br \/>\n11. \tYou had me at &#8220;Hello World.&#8221;<br \/>\n10. \tMind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?<br \/>\n9. \tYou make me want to upgrade my Tivo.<br \/>\n8. \tBy looking at you I can tell you&#8217;re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.<br \/>\n7. \tJedi Mind Trick: &#8220;This is the geek you&#8217;re looking for.&#8221; *waves hand*<br \/>\n6. \tYou can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.<br \/>\n5. \tHave you ever googled yourself?<br \/>\n4. \tHow about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?<br \/>\n3. \tWith my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.<br \/>\n2. \tWhat&#8217;s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there&#8217;s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.<br \/>\n1. \tI&#8217;m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, second edition, as stolen from BBSpot, for your Friday afternoon funny )and as they appeared on my other blog): Geek Pick Up Lines: Part 2 11. You had me at &#8220;Hello World.&#8221; 10. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? 9. You make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,17,24],"tags":[745],"class_list":["post-570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-personal","category-things-to-read","tag-peer-to-peer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}