{"id":573,"date":"2006-03-31T10:22:02","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T16:22:02","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-04-06T05:28:42","modified_gmt":"2006-04-06T11:28:42","slug":"geek-pickup-lines-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2006\/03\/31\/geek-pickup-lines-part-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek Pickup Lines, Part 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know, I was a little late with this today, but I&#8217;ve been busy.  With a girl.  Yeah, I know, who would have thought, right?  Not having the same kind of luck?  Then, my geeky readers, I&#8217;ve got just the thing for you: The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, third edition, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbspot.com\/News\/2004\/10\/top_11_geek_pick_up_lines_3.html\">as stolen from BBSpot<\/a>, for your Friday afternoon funny:<\/p>\n<p>Geek Pick-Up Lines: Part 3<br \/>\n11. \tI&#8217;m attracted to you so much that scientists will begin to doubt the Theory of Relativity.<br \/>\n10. \tWhat&#8217;s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?<br \/>\n9. \tResistance is futile.<br \/>\n8. \tNo matter how I sort things, you&#8217;ll always be first.<br \/>\n7. \tNo, that&#8217;s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.<br \/>\n6. \tI think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.<br \/>\n5. \tI&#8217;d switch to emacs for you.<br \/>\n4. \tYou put the SPARC in my workstation.<br \/>\n3. \tIf you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.<br \/>\n2. \tWe&#8217;re like SLI. We&#8217;re great alone, but we&#8217;d be so much better together.<br \/>\n1. \tYou got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, they just keep on getting better, don&#8217;t they?  Well, there are more coming, but, I like doling them out over time.  You know, to build the anticipation!<br \/>\nHappy Friday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know, I was a little late with this today, but I&#8217;ve been busy. With a girl. Yeah, I know, who would have thought, right? Not having the same kind of luck? Then, my geeky readers, I&#8217;ve got just the thing for you: The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, third edition, as stolen from BBSpot, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-wit-and-wisdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}