{"id":574,"date":"2006-04-07T05:40:05","date_gmt":"2006-04-07T11:40:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=574"},"modified":"2006-04-07T05:40:05","modified_gmt":"2006-04-07T11:40:05","slug":"geek-pickup-lines-part-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2006\/04\/07\/geek-pickup-lines-part-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek Pickup Lines, Part 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, fourth edition, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbspot.com\/News\/2004\/10\/top_11_geek_pick_up_lines_4.html\">as stolen from BBSpot<\/a>, for your Friday afternoon funny:<\/p>\n<p>Geek Pick-Up Lines: Part 4<br \/>\n11. \tI have so much love to give you&#8217;ll have to pipe it through more.<br \/>\n10. \tDid you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it&#8217;s you I find.<br \/>\n9. \tDo you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you&#8217;d be good at pulling cable.<br \/>\n8. \tI was hoping you wouldn&#8217;t block my pop-up.<br \/>\n7. \tWould you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself.<br \/>\n6. \tYou compute me.<br \/>\n5. \tGirl, I wish I was your differential, because then I&#8217;d be touching all your curves.<br \/>\n4. \tBut enough about me, let&#8217;s talk about mu.<br \/>\n3. \tBe my queen and mate me with your knight moves.<br \/>\n2. \tYou&#8217;ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.<br \/>\n1. \tYou must&#8217;ve been made by Intel to be that hot!<\/p>\n<p>And, just as a side note, if you&#8217;re in Houston, female, over the age of twenty-one and any of these would work on you, drop me a line! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, fourth edition, as stolen from BBSpot, for your Friday afternoon funny: Geek Pick-Up Lines: Part 4 11. I have so much love to give you&#8217;ll have to pipe it through more. 10. Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it&#8217;s you I find. 9. Do you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,29,27,17],"tags":[747,109,87,746],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-fantastic-and-surreal","category-fun","category-personal","tag-ascii","tag-google","tag-houston","tag-intel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}