{"id":577,"date":"2006-05-05T05:19:27","date_gmt":"2006-05-05T11:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=577"},"modified":"2006-04-27T22:22:05","modified_gmt":"2006-04-28T04:22:05","slug":"geek-pickup-lines-part-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2006\/05\/05\/geek-pickup-lines-part-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek Pickup Lines, Part 5"},"content":{"rendered":"

The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, fifth edition, as stolen from BBSpot<\/a>, for your Friday afternoon funny:<\/p>\n

Geek Pick-Up Lines: Part 5
\n11. \tI entered the probability equation into my TI-89 Titanium Graphing calculator and it predicted you would go out with me, see! (hold up calculator)
\n10. \tWhat’s a nice girl like you doing on an unsecured webcam like this?
\n9. \tCan I have a large coffee with sugar and your phone number, please?
\n8. \tDo you prefer the static or expanding universe theory more? Because, since I first saw you, I’m expanding.
\n7. \tThat Princess Leia slave girl outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
\n6. \tYou make me want to be an honest man, and register all my shareware.
\n5. \tYes, that is a real light saber replica in my pocket, but I’m still happy to see you.
\n4. \tYou’re so beautiful, I’d take my Steve Austin action figure out of its original packaging for you.
\n3. \tDo you want to come back to my place, and we can prank call George Lucas?
\n2. \tI don’t mean to disturb you, but Heisenberg’s Uncertainly Principle said I already did that by observing you.
\n1. \tDid it hurt when you fell out of heaven, because p=mv and your velocity after falling that far would be incredible.<\/p>\n

And, that’s the last of them folks. Unless, of course, you all want to shoot me some new ones!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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