{"id":654,"date":"2006-12-29T06:58:19","date_gmt":"2006-12-29T12:58:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=654"},"modified":"2006-12-29T06:58:19","modified_gmt":"2006-12-29T12:58:19","slug":"new-years-resolution-generator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2006\/12\/29\/new-years-resolution-generator\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year&#8217;s Resolution Generator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recycling old fun links.<\/p>\n<p>Last year, two pretty ladies I knew on-line were having a rough time of it, so, to make them smile, I programmed up the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ryumaou.com\/hoffman\/resolution.shtml\">New Year&#8217;s Resolution Generator<\/a>.   I based it, in part, on some ideas from the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=fantasistnet%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=0811835995%2526tag=fantasistnet%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/0811835995%25253FSubscriptionId=0EMV44A9A5YT1RVDGZ82\">Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Holidays<\/a>, but I have to admit, I threw in some of my own warped sense of humor. And, I weighted things a little more toward heavier drinking and looser morals. Hey, a guy can dream!<\/p>\n<p>In any case, it was apparently funny enough that <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/ccinsider.comedycentral.com\/cc_insider\/2006\/12\/cant_decide_on_.html\">Comedy Central Insider linked it<\/a> in their blog.  Which is pretty cool, no matter how you slice it.<br \/>\nSo, even though I&#8217;m travelling on last minute family business, you can still whip up a wacky New Year&#8217;s Resolution while I&#8217;m gone. Hope you all have a better day than I expect to!\u00a0 (You can check the other blog, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ryumaou.com\/hoffman\/netgeek\/\">Diary of a Network Geek<\/a>, for details about the family stuff, should you be so inclined.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recycling old fun links. Last year, two pretty ladies I knew on-line were having a rough time of it, so, to make them smile, I programmed up the New Year&#8217;s Resolution Generator. I based it, in part, on some ideas from the Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Holidays, but I have to admit, I threw [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,21,17],"tags":[115],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-games","category-personal","tag-new-years-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}