{"id":671,"date":"2007-03-02T06:39:50","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T12:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=671"},"modified":"2007-03-05T09:41:23","modified_gmt":"2007-03-05T15:41:23","slug":"things-akippy-cant-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2007\/03\/02\/things-akippy-cant-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Things Skippy Can&#8217;t Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, to be more specific, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.skippyslist.com\/skippylist.html\">213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot believe I&#8217;ve never posted this as a Friday Fun Link. This is a list of 213 things that a soldier was either specifically told he could not do, or that he heard another soldier told that he could not do. And, it&#8217;s funny. Every last one of the 213 things is funny. In fact, they get more funny the more you consider them.<br \/>\nSome of my favorites include:<br \/>\n<font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">7. Not allowed to add \u201cIn accordance with the prophesy\u201d to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.<br \/>\n<\/font><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">44.      I am not the atheist chaplain.<\/font><br \/>\n<font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">83.      Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with &#8220;I      recently had an experience I just had to write you about&#8230;.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/font><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">179.      On Army documents, my race is not \u201cOther\u201d.<br \/>\n<\/font><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">203.      \u201cTo conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys&#8221;      is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Now, it&#8217;s Friday, so why not go read the rest? And follow the links he&#8217;s got there to support the troops. They need it now as much as they ever have.<br \/>\nHave a great Friday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, to be more specific, 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army. I cannot believe I&#8217;ve never posted this as a Friday Fun Link. This is a list of 213 things that a soldier was either specifically told he could not do, or that he heard another soldier told [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,27,24,39],"tags":[346],"class_list":["post-671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-criticism-marginalia-and-notes","category-fun","category-things-to-read","category-wit-and-wisdom","tag-united-states-army"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}