{"id":81,"date":"2003-03-26T07:01:32","date_gmt":"2003-03-26T13:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/?p=81"},"modified":"2003-03-26T07:01:32","modified_gmt":"2003-03-26T13:01:32","slug":"dolphin-soldier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/2003\/03\/26\/dolphin-soldier\/","title":{"rendered":"Dolphin Soldier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Military Fish.<\/p>\n<p>Well, actually, they&#8217;re still mammals, but you get the idea.  William Gibson created a character for Johnny Mnemonic that was a military veteran who happened to be a dolphin.  Jones, who showed up again in Neuromancer, if I recall, had advanced sensors and software hardwired into him that was useful for extracting information out of people&#8217;s electronic heads.  His background was military intelligence, specifically RECON.  He found, and tracked, enemy submarines and mines.  At the time I read about Jones, he seemed like pretty far-future fiction.  But, then I saw this&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/archives\/030324_war_5pm01.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/archives\/030324_war_5pm01.html', 'popup', 'width=256,height=317,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\">View image<\/a> on <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/msnbc.com\/c\/0\/145\/115\/ssMain.asp?fmt=&#038;sld=2&#038;res=inline&#038;0ss=N1b0145115\">MSNBC News<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So, military dolphins.  I wonder what they&#8217;re paid?  What kind of retirement benefits do they get?  What&#8217;s their length of service?  Do dolphins have conscientious objectors?  The possibilities are mind boggling.  And, it&#8217;s interesting to see that it&#8217;s not as far-future as I thought.<\/p>\n<p>But, isn&#8217;t it ironic that we&#8217;re using marine mammals in a desert war?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Military Fish. Well, actually, they&#8217;re still mammals, but you get the idea. William Gibson created a character for Johnny Mnemonic that was a military veteran who happened to be a dolphin. Jones, who showed up again in Neuromancer, if I recall, had advanced sensors and software hardwired into him that was useful for extracting information [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,18],"tags":[177,172],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction-and-its-kin","category-invented-worlds","tag-johnny-mnemonic","tag-william-gibson"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fantasist.net\/scroll\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}