Fantasist's Scroll

Written by Magus on Uktar 17th, 1482 by the Dale Reckoning

My regular readers may not even know this...

But, I've had a long-time obsession with things like steam tunnels, bomb shelters and other abandoned, underground structures. Not to the point of risking my life to explore them, but they've always fascinated me.
Well, today's Friday Fun Links are all brought to you via Boing Boing, and have an underground theme. First, there's a <a target="_blank" href="http://leenks.com/gallery445-all.htm">giant, underground marijuana growing operation</a>. Hey, if these guys can raise weed underground, maybe we can raise food crops and survive a nuclear war!
Next, we have the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~toby/writing/PCW/cray.htm">urban legend that the infamous Seymour Cray, of Cray supercomputer fame, was a secret, compulsive tunneler</a>. Sadly, this turns out to not be anywhere close to the truth, but it sure made a great story!
The next link is to <a target="_blank" href="http://society.guardian.co.uk/communities/story/0,,1839538,00.html">an actual, albiet less genius-like, tunneler in the UK</a>. I mean, look at that guy in the picture. Doesn't he look like the kind of guy who tunnel under the neighbors?
And, finally, there's the infinitely more upbeat and fun, <a target="_blank" href="http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2006/05/29/tunnel-digging-as-a-hobby/">T… as a Hobby</a>. The peppy 1932 copy and clean illustrations sure make it seem appealing, don't they?

Sadly, in Houston, if I were to tunnel, I'd probably be underwater before I got more than three or four feet. Besides, I have a lot of writing to catch up on if I'm going to even come close on this <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nanowrimo.org/userinfo.php?uid=124952">NaNoWriMo</a&gt; thing! Enjoy the Friday Fun links! (And, yes, this is recycled from my other blog, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ryumaou.com/hoffman/netgeek/">Diary of a Network Geek</a>. So sue me, it's been a busy week!)

Written by Magus on Uktar 10th, 1482 by the Dale Reckoning

Oy, what a week!

I'm thousands of pages behind on my NaNoWriMo work and massively over worked, so I'm afraid that today's Friday Fun Link is not very exciting.  But, it is fun, at least to a geek like me.  This week I bring you a simple article, filled with links, on <a target="_blank" href="http://tech.msn.com/howto/article.aspx?cp-documentid=1011044&GT1=8808">… on MSN.com</a>. That is to say, the article is on MSN, and it's about self-publishing.

Hey, cut me some slack, it's been a rough week, so click the link and enjoy your Friday.

Written by Magus on Uktar 8th, 1482 by the Dale Reckoning

Today is Bram Stoker's birthday.

I've been getting the daily e-mail from the <a target="_blank" href="http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/">Writer's Almanac</a> for more than a year, but, somehow I've missed announcing Bram Stoker's birthday. If you've been living under a cultural rock for the past hundred years or so, you might not know that Bram Stoker wrote the now infamous <a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=0517520176%26tag=fantasis…;. He wrote other books as well, and was quite well known in his own time for his work in the theatre, but he's most famous for that title character, Count Dracula. At the time, this was quite a novel subject, though, since then, vampires have become rather standard fare in literature, as well as movies and TV. But, it was <em>Dracula</em> that made them, and Stoker, famous. It came out in 1897 and got mixed reviews. It only became a minor best-seller in Stoker's lifetime. When he died in 1912, the obituaries about Stoker focused on his career in theater, and not a single one mentioned his authorship of <em>Dracula</em>. It wasn't until 1922, when Dracula movies started to appear that Bram Stoker's novel became widely known, and, of course, has since become considered a classic.

So, remember the Count and his creator this horrific holiday season. Happy Birthday, Bram!

Written by Magus on Uktar 8th, 1482 by the Dale Reckoning

As I mentioned in a previous post, here's my Magna Carta I.

Well, just to refresh your memory, Chris Baty talked about two Magna Cartas of noveling in his NaNoWriMo primer <a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=0811845052%26tag=fantasis… Plot No Problem</a>. The first is all the things I think go into a good novel. (That's what this one is.) And the second is the list of all the things that I think should be definately left out of a good novel. (That's for a future post.)

So, without further ado, here's my Magna Carta I, Elements of "Good" Fiction:
<ul>
<li>Violence. Lots and lots of violence.</li>
<li>Mystery</li>
<li>Exotic locales</li>
<li>Magic, or at least the hint of magic</li>
<li>Religious beliefs</li>
<li>A real villain who has good points (ie. "loves his mother")</li>
<li>A tough "everyman" hero who's good but has bad habits</li>
<li>Surreal interiors (ie. Basement hothouse, warehouse filled with Asian antiques, building facades that hide something super cool)</li>
<li>Smart use of current technology</li>
<li>Slightly futuristic/near future sci-fi stuff</li>
<li>Exotic creatures</li>
<li>Characters who change based on the plot</li>
<li>Characters who LEARN during the course of the book</li>
<li>Something criminal, or potentially criminal</li>
<li>Books, lots of books</li>
<li>Libraries</li>
<li>Big, strange houses filled with rooms of unusual things</li>
<li>Quirky supporting cast</li>
<li>Characters who worry about bills, money and similar every day concerns</li>
<li>Characters who have bodily functions</li>
<li>At least one scene inside a bathroom</li>
<li>Guns</li>
<li>Knives and swords</li>
<li>A monk, or hermit, or wiseman or guru</li>
<li>Characters with strange things in their pockets</li>
<li>Secret organizations</li>
<li>Adventure and daring-do and, maybe, even a bit of swashbuckling</li>
<li>Memorable images</li>
<li>Cinematic moments: action and description</li>
<li>Humor from what the characters say, not bad writing (ie. Humor from the characters being funny with each other.)</li>
</ul>
Up next... My Magna Carta II, Elements of "Bad" Fiction.
(And, sadly, I had computer trouble last night on my main system, so I have sincere doubts that I'll be able to make up my 12000 word deficit at this point. Still, I keep working at it. Hope springs eternal!  And, yes, this also appeared on my other blog: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ryumaou.com/hoffman/netgeek/">Diary of a Network Geek</a>.)

Written by Magus on Uktar 3rd, 1482 by the Dale Reckoning

This is fun, in a literary way.

James Triptree, Jr. has long been thought of as one of the greatest science-fiction authors ever. However, if he'd written under his real name and gender, he most likely would never have gotten published at all.
"He", of course, is actually "she". And her real name was Alice B. Sheldon. Apparently she was quite secretive in life, which might be understandable given the circumstances of her professional career. But, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?id=37453">now, Julie Philips has written a book about her life</a>. The book is called <a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=0312203853%26tag=fantasis… Tiptree Jr.: The Double Life of Alice B. Sheldon</em></a> and I'm sure it will be a fascinating read. In the mean time, you can check that first link for a brief review on SciFi.com.

If you want links that are more fun and crazy, check out my other blog; <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ryumaou.com/hoffman/netgeek/">Diary of a Network Geek</a>. Until then, though, I have to get back to writing or I'll never even come close to the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nanowrimo.org/userinfo.php?uid=124952">NaNoWriMo</a&gt; finish line!

Written by Magus on Uktar 1st, 1482 by the Dale Reckoning

Yes, I'm going to make a feeble attempt at NaNoWriMo.

With my work schedule and the rate at which my friends are having emotional breakdowns, I sincerely doubt that I'll actually find a way to get 50,000 words out in a single month, but I'm going to give it a go.  I'll post my personal guidelines, based on <a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=0811845052%26tag=fantasis… Plot, No Problem</a> by Chris Baty, who originated <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nanowrimo.org">NaNoWriMo</a&gt;, and I'll make my Friday Fun posts, but, other than that, all my updates will be on my other blog, which more people know about; <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ryumaou.com/hoffman/netgeek/">Diary of a Network Geek</a>.

In essence, though, as I expect total failure, this is just going to be a month long writing exercise.  But, it might be fun, and, if it gets me writing regularly again, it'll be worth doing.

Written by Magus on Marpenoth 27th, 1482 by the Dale Reckoning

Hey, it's for charity.

A "blog friend" of mine, Jessica, aka <a target="_blank" href="http://www.sassysuspect.com">Sassy Suspect</a>, is running for charity.
In fact, she got her sister to run, too. Or, maybe it's the other way around.  In any case, the charity is the MAGIC Foundation, which is meant to help the families of children with <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panhypopituitarism">Panhypopituitarism</a&…;. More importantly, it's a foundation that's helped Jessica's niece, Karenna Grace, aka "Ruby". And, really, that's all that matters to me. So, if you can afford to support them financially, go to the site they set up <a target="_blank" href="http://runforruby.wordpress.com/">Run For Ruby</a>, and make a donation.

If Jessica supports it and it's helped her family, it must be a worthwhile place to donate your money this holiday season.

Written by Magus on Marpenoth 26th, 1482 by the Dale Reckoning

Hey's it's Friday and I have no theme to my crazy links.

Look I paid all my important bills last night and I'm too tired to come up with any real theme here, but these all are perfect links for a Friday.
First, in honor of Halloween, I bring you a link to <a target="_blank" href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/08/05/cyclopian_child_born.html">the story, via Boing Boing, of a cyclops baby born in India</a>.
Also in honor of Halloween, and via Boing Boing, I bring you <a target="_blank" href="http://www.scarefactory.com/catalog/furniture1.htm">horror furnature props</a>.  Those things are totally cool!  And, luckily, they're not cheap or I'd be giving my friends heart attacks all the damn time.
And, finally, since I'm sure you're probably reading this at work, I thought it was high time I helped you sneak around on the web without getting caught. It's a site called <a target="_blank" href="http://www.workfriendly.net/">Work Friendly</a> and it will open browser windows that are camoflaged as Micro$oft Office files. Pretty clever, huh?
So, if I do this NaNoWriMo thing, I'll have to queue up a bunch of Friday Fun Posts this weekend, since I won't have time otherwise. Well, in any case, this Friday, you can enjoy these crazy links.

Written by Magus on Marpenoth 24th, 1482 by the Dale Reckoning

<p>Ideas are easy to come by.</p>
<p>What's more rare is the ability to shape that idea into an actual story. By way of example and illustration, I regularly come up with interesting settings and characters, sometimes both at the same time, but rarely have a full story to make it all gell.</p>
<p>In fact, to prove to the few readers this blog might still have how cheap ideas like this are, I'll give one away for free. Here's a world setting idea that I've been bouncing around in my head for the past couple of weeks.<br />
Start with one of my old favorites, magic as an STD. That mixes in all sorts of potential conflicts and uncomfortable conjunctions that result in stories. (In fact, I wrote a story with nothing but this as the premise some time ago, called <a target="_blank" href="http://www.fantasist.net/scroll/?p=4">The Chrome Girl</a>.)<br />
Now, mix in a little artificial biodiversity accomplished by way of genetic engineering. New species of plants and animals and insects just loaded with transgenic material waiting to get loose in the world to recombine in ways we can't predict. So, this gives us a world with magic, however you care to actually define that, and all sorts of interesting beasties, perhaps including things like dragons and sphynxes and pegasus and ... Well, you get the idea. Now, we could stop there and have a pretty decent world with all the fantasy and technology mixed together. There are any number of stories that might come from this and an author could make an entire series of books, not to mention a career, with the landscape I just described in a few short sentences.</p>
<p>But, let's keep going...<br />
Now, let's add a lot of time. Enough time, in fact, that people forget the technology but still have the STD-produced magic and the assorted mythical beasties and plants and such. Maybe throw in the collapse of modern civilization, just to make sure technology is dead. This isn't too different from what Anne McCaffrey did with the Dragon Riders of Pern series. (For a great look at her world, check out <a target="_blank" title="View product details at Amazon" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%3FASIN=0345412745%26tag=fantasis… Dragonlover's Guide to Pern, Second Edition</a>. There's no magic there, but the rest is pretty well dead on.)</p>
<p>But, let's say everyone's worst fears about global warming came true and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;safe=active&#038;c2cof… polar ice caps pretty well melt</a>. That would <a target="_blank" href="http://www.usatoday.com/weather/resources/askjack/2004-11-21-melting-po… sea levels at least 215 feet</a>, according to some sources. So, that would significantly change coastlines world wide. It would also force a bunch of population to move about to accomodate the changes in climate and habitable land.<br />
Now, you might think that's enough to do to our mythical future descendants, but I'm not quite done with them. Let's add a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;safe=active&#038;c2cof… of the Earth's magnetic poles</a>. It's not as far fetched as you might think and, really, we have no idea what effects it might have on Earth. Frankly, almost anything could happen, much of it not great. With any luck, for our future story setting, it would reduce population and plunge us into a kind of modern dark age. Why is lucky for us? Well, because adversity like that makes for wonderful stories! Now, assuming the human race survives all that, when we come out of our new dark age, all sorts of exploration and rebuilding possibilities exist. All of which, of course, results in more story opportunities!</p>
<p>So, where'd these ideas come from?<br />
Well, the first one came to me while watching a science program in college. The show was about diseases or virii or some such, but mentioned "chicken pox". Apparently, chicken pox is actually a form or herpes and, as such, actually alters a victim's genetic code to create the tell-tale spots.<br />
The artificial biodiversity idea came from several science articles I've read over the years, both about genetically engineered plants and animals and assorted topics on extinction. It seemed a logical jump, to me, that someone might try to artificially encourage biodiversity via genetic manipulation. And, of course, who wouldn't want their own, pet dragon?<br />
The melting polar ice-caps is an old theme and right out of current science a political news.<br />
The bit about the shift of the magnetic poles was first suggested to me by my mother as a possible explanation for how magic somehow returned to the world. You just never know what Mom's going to come up with next!</p>
<p>But, notice, I have all this just floating around in my head, with no actual stories or plots. Amazing, isn't it? They're all just "out there" floating around, waiting for someone to write them down.<br />
So, what are you waiting for? Go think up some stuff to write about, then do it!
</p>

Written by Magus on Marpenoth 19th, 1482 by the Dale Reckoning

Well, more specifically, SteamPunk <em>machines</em>.

This great site, called CrabFu, which seems to be dedicated to cool toys of a steampunk flavor, offers some <a target="_blank" href="http://www.crabfu.com/steamtoys/diy_steampunk/">advice about how to draw steampunk machines</a>. Now, I'm no artist, but their advice really made sense!
Still, if you just like the pretty pictures, scroll to the bottom of the page and you can see some rockin' steampunk concept art.

Way cool!
Enjoy your Friday!