If I were an Evil Overlord

Well, it's just as good as dreaming about winning the lottery!

A long time ago, I remember seeing a list of things not to do if you ever become an Evil Overlord. Well, the other day, I found it. Twice, actually. <a target="_blank" href="http://bull.dumpshock.com/humor/overlord.html">Bull's Place has the "short list"</a> and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html">EvilOverlord.com has the "long list"</a>. The second list also has some history about how the list was developed.
Something to think about the next time you design a villian. Or, try to take over the world.